Thursday, August 14, 2008

I Hate Ben Affleck

I hate this actor, seriousely. I hate his acting and even hate the fact that he is an actor in the first place. Coincidentally, I came across Jay's website, The Zen of South Park, when I saw an article he wrote about how he despises Ben Affleck (pages 3-5 from the article). The article is in PDF format so Acrobat reader is needed and it can be downloaded here. In this article, Jay obviousely is more outspoken, has more to say about expressing how pathetic I feel about an actor like Affleck.

Jay hates Ben Affleck so much for no reason but because of this hollywood imposter called Ben Affleck simply cannot act. "I only hate you for not being able to act because you think you can, and you continue to attempt to do so. This, to me, is a tragedy..." Jay feeling of sorrow for the millions of people paying $8.50 at the movie theatre everyday, for the $4.25 paid at DVD rental store, but mostly agony for "the precious two hours of wasted life, in short, their souls." For these reasons, Jay depicted Ben Affleck as a weasel, because Ben Affleck "...weasel your way into movies that you should not reasonably be in..."

I wouldn't agree with Jay more than that, he researched Affleck's movies and gave his opinion in general terms on most of these movies, expressing rage to the fact that such a failed actor already did 38 movies. At the same time, Jay admits that some of these movies were good, but would be great if they were not inlcuded Ben Affleck - personally won't dispute that at all.

Thanks, Jay, you made my day, and thank you because you took words out of my mouth.

The article is one of many other very interesting topics in one of many newsletters Jay used to produce a couple of years back. Excellent and fun material to read, indeed.

7 comments:

Jay said...

I'm so glad you liked the article and supported my hatred of this crappiest of actors. Ha! I called him an actor - as if he deserves that kind of esteem and privilege. He couldn't act his was out of a wet paper bag with a blow torch.

In any case, I'm glad to see that there are other loyal Ben Affleck haters out there in the world. Interestingly, I find Matt Damon to be one of the premier actors of our generation. He picks incredible films, does an excellent job, and looks good all the while. Curiously, his movies got much better after he ditched his lame duck, hold-ya-back friend, Ben Affleck.

Anonymous said...

http://www.stopbenaffleck.com is our only hope of stopping the world's worst actor.

God I hate him so much. He's stolen at least $50 from me from his crap, and endless hours of my life.

Stop him today!!
http://www.stopbenaffleck.com

Branwen said...

Personally I can think of worse actors than Ben Affleck.

MixMax said...

Hi Branwen, can you name some of those worse than Affleck? I am curious to know

Anonymous said...

Keanu Reeves is as bad as Affleck. Plus he has the same misconception about his ability to act. Affleck is more angering though, because he considers himself an 'artist'.

Anonymous said...

i am also very pleased to see people hate his ass as much as i do....btw way dont waste any more of your life on company boys or whatever that shit is called...affleck is a noob at life and especially at acting...he should stick to the one thing he does good....smoking all the weed up

BMONARCH said...

AGREE WITH ALL OF YOU, HOW DID THIS DICK WAD EVER GET INTO MOVIES, HE IS A TERRIBLE ACTOR. I WONDER WHO'S DICK HE SUCKED ON THE CASTING COUCH.

WHAT A HIPPOCRITE HE IS, HE SLAMS CEO'S FOR MAKING HIGH SALARIES AND HE TOOK $250,000 FOR JUST SHOWING UP AT A CASINO.

I ALSO HATE MATT DAMON WHO IS AFFLECK'S SUCK BUDDY.

B MONARCH